they are bras.
"Friends aren't jumper cables. You don't throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies."
"Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support."
I was reading irin's blog, again!, well it was not much to read though because there is not much written there due to her remarkable time period between each posting, no offense irin. Anyway, i cant help to depict this "helpful" erm...how should i put it, simplistic "reminder" on how easy men and women to please each other and bringing these martians and venusians together.
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father*
6. a master ?
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father**
23. very clean
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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Yesterday was a very long 24 hours...it's all because we were not able to connect to the internet..due to unknown reason. Well, it was a tormenting moment, feeling disconnected from the world, nothing can be done or done. We were all lying like a hopeless maggots as we cannot embark our journey into the cyberspace. to make things worst, it was raining heavily and the fucking astro was not functioning, only efficient in cutting the line when the bill is not paid, not in their service to their customer. AT night, we figure out we should go out, so we paid visit to Eddy and we lepaked at the kampung baru and strolled aroung Titiwangsa lake.
We came back at 1.00 am and disaapointed to only to find out that the internet service was still not restored. Thus, we all went to sleep. But, this morning, as i woke up, atuk turned to me with a smiling face and said "Internet dah boleh". So our tormenting internetless live has end!
I do not know what does it mean by the title...i took the questionnaire from weephilia...well i thought it will be fun to answer few questions..well here are my answers...
1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
# remain silent..and walkaway
2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be
# there will be no poverty
3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
# i have none...for now
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
# use it to help 4 women to live...with me
5. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?
# did that. twice
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
# jeez. being loved i guess
7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
# until the time is right
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
# let go..and move on
9. What do you pray each day for your loved one?
# live a happy life
10. What takes you down the fastest?
# getting low marks
11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
# a family..a wife and a kid (maybe 2 or 3)
12. What do you really want at the moment of responding to this tag?
# to answer the call of nature..hell, when will the questions end?
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
# i dont understand the question. who tagged me anyway?
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
# nope.i pass for both
15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
# what should i have for breakfast?
16. Would you give all in a relationship?
# jeez...another tricky question...all that i can give
17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
# more tricky question? the one i love the most -> after istikharah prayer
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
# well..it depends on 'who' did the thing..not he thing itself
19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
# no preference. love it both
I know..some wud say that 'sekarang dh lemau' to say this, well..i was away during the festive season...back in my old sweet hometown..where interenet is no where near..
Anyway, i still want to wish you all